Olympic Nose Blowing
This idea mocks Olympic announcing. You must have funny hosts. Have a current commentator to go along with your announcer. They talk, with all seriousness, about Olympic nose blowing and comment on your first contestant (could be in a gymnast uniform, loosening up, chalking hands). You can talk about how he/she blew out a nostril on their last blow and really shouldn’t be competing but the team may need this to win the gold. Great comments like, "Would you look at the nostrils on her, So-n-so. I bet kissing her is like double dating a two car garage." "It’s snot really possible to get a perfect 10 here." You can bring in judges. Contestant picks up hankie, hobbles on one leg, gets a score, wins, whatever. Announcers can toss to end skit, "And now to (current sports figure-turned-caster and company for a look at the indoor javelin catching competition."
Idea from Young Life