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"He Said He's Met You Before!"

Characters: (1) Old man; (2) Old woman; (3) gas station attendant.

The old married couple is sitting in two chairs up front. They are acting as if they are driving in a car with the old man's hand on the steering wheel. They pull into a gas station, and the old man roles down his window.

    Gas station attendant: "Can I help you?"

    Old man: "Fill 'er up."

    Old Woman: (asks the old man) "What'd he say?"

    Old Man: "He asked if he could help us."

    Old Woman: "Tell him to fill 'er up."

    Old Man: "I told him to fill it up."

    Gas station attendant: "Where are you two headed?"

    Old Man: "We're going to Disneyland."

    Old Woman: "What'd he say?"

    Old man: "He asked us where we're headed."

    Old Woman: "Tell him we're going to Disneyland."

    Old Man: (disgustingly) "I told him we're going to Disneyland!"

    Gas station attendant: "Where are you two from?"

    Old Man: "We're from Hudsonville."

    Old Woman: "What'd he say?"

    Old Man: (angrily) "He asked us where we're from!"

    Old Woman: "Tell him we're from Hudsonville."

    Old Man: (very angry) "I TOLD HIM WE'RE FROM HUDSONVILLE!"

    Gas station attendant: "Hudsonville, I've been to Hudsonville before. The women there are DOG UGLY!"

    Old Woman: "What'd he say?"

    Old Man: (looks at the old woman, then at the gas station attendant, and then back to the old woman and says) "He said he's met you before!"

Curtain closes — or lights go down — and music comes on (ideally), or old woman and man get up and walk out of the room like old folks.

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Comments on this post

   rachel          12/26/2016 5:29:20 PM

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   Tammy white         10/29/2014 7:20:52 AM

awesome fun skits

   carolyn         9/20/2014 1:53:03 PM

this skit is awesome

   sophie         6/24/2013 9:54:48 AM

i love this skit

   Stud         5/11/2013 9:50:18 AM

This is a really good skit I'm doing it with my friends for a talent show

   EmilyB.         6/23/2012 12:23:46 PM

lol i couldnt stop laughing this truly is a stupid skit

   Emily         1/1/2012 8:12:21 PM

Lol this was a STUPID SKIT! but also hilarious!, Mainly Hilarious.

   jr         12/16/2011 10:10:51 AM

Funny!! Funny!! Its not too small!! Its good to open up or just for a good laugh!! I like IT!!

   Manaswi         11/5/2011 6:58:42 AM

too small....:(

   Amy         9/19/2011 6:16:25 AM

It's the most hillaruos thing yet

   Kevin Sprague         9/17/2011 5:29:37 AM

This is a skit that will get lots of laughs.


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