Stupid Skits
Doctor Doctor!!!:
Cast: Patient Doctor
The setting is in a doctor’s office.
Patient- DOCTOR! DOCTOR! I have an emergency!!
Doctor- What's wrong?! Calm down and just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you.
Patient- I have a hole in me
Doctor- Show me where.
Patient- Right here, (lifts shirt up to show belly button and points.)
Doctor- Um.... that's 100% normal. Just go home and rest.
~a little while later~
Patient- DOCTOR! DOCTOR!!! I have an emergency!!
Doctor- What is it this time?!
Patient- I only have four toes!!
Doctor- Ok just let me look at it.
Patient- (Lifts foot)
Doctor- Ok show me which one is missing.
Patient- Well let me see.... ok, one two three four fi- oh ok they're all here, what a relief!
Doctor- Yes yes, now please don't come back unless there's a REAL emergency.
Patient- (walks out)
~a little while later~
Patient- DOCTOR DOCTOR!!!
Doctor- Oh great what is it this time?????
Patient- This time it's a real emergency!!!
Doctor- Ok, tell me what's wrong.
Patient- I think I broke something.
Doctor- You mean a bone? Did you break a bone?
Patient- Could be, I'm not sure. But there's definitely a crack.
Doctor- Okay, where does it hurt?
Patient- It doesn't hurt so much, but I definitely see a crack.
Doctor- Let me see it.
Patient- Okay.. here's the crack. (starts to undo Belt, and turn around)
Doctor- Security!
THE END Idea by Maddie
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