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Tuesday, December 19, 2000

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Top Ten Gifts Your WIVES DON'T want for Christmas

by Jonathan McKee
December 19, 2000

    Any married guy knows that there are some gifts that would bring on certain DEATH if we gave them to our wives on Christmas!

    1. A car wash kit

    2. A table saw

    3. Year Membership to Weight-Watchers Clinic

    4. Year subscription to Sports Illustrated

    5. A Case of Oil

    6. Custom engraved Bowling Ball

    7. New outboard motor for fishing boat

    8. Rambo Trilogy on DVD

    9. New satalite dish with sports package

    10. Ceiling Mirror Kit

Top Ten Gifts Your HUSBANDS DON'T want for Christmas

by Jonathan McKee
December 19, 2000

    Husbands aren't that picky, but let's face it . . . there are certain gifts that they JUST DON'T WANT!

    1. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage

    2. Any knick-knack

    3. Tickets to the ballet

    4. Another new tie

    5. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket

    6. New Teddy Bear Pajamas

    7. Vaccuum Cleaner

    8. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings"

    9. Pair of Fuzzy Bunny Slippers

    10. A nose and ear hair trimmer
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