No celebrity fistfights. No lesbian lip locks. Slightly fewer racy jokes and censored vulgarity. Has MTV gone soft? Unfortunately
no; the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards still had plenty for youth workers and parents to detest.
This year provided some of the most ironic "I thank God" accolades yet, a host with no refrain from ridiculing the Jonas Bros
about their purity rings, and an impressive retort from 2007 American Idol Winner Jordin Sparks. Who knows? Maybe the message
communicated this night was "not as it would seem."
Nothing Is As It Seems...
That's what this year's host Russell Brand kept telling viewers at the 25th Anniversary of the Video Music Awards (VMAs) hosted
live on MTV. Not only did the entertainment include an exciting lineup of stars that just kept getting hotter, but the "nothing
is as it seems" theme kept audience members on the edge of their seats. Just when viewers thought that a concert was happening
across town, a wall would fall and reveal the singer in-house. A celebrity might go missing temporarily, only to be found by a
frantic race around the studio. Several times, artists would strut in from the "back lot" of Paramount's huge property. Remember,
nothing is as it seems.
Even when it comes to God.
Our Disclaimer
Now, I don't want to lead you astray with my title; yes, we at
TheSource4YM.com would
consider this to be a "tamer" VMA than we've seen in the past, but keep in mind that "tame" is relative when MTV is involved.
(Here's our re-cap of the
2005,
2006, and
2007 VMAs so you can decide for yourself.)
Nobody ever truly knows what to expect from MTV's live VMAs each year. But given that this was the 25th Anniversary of the awards
show, and MTV has a reputation for being...
well, MTV...some of us were holding our breath to see what was in store for
America's youth.
As far as celebrity behavior was concerned, most of them - I repeat -
most of them, kept it fairly clean. However, while
commenting on Katy Perry's song "
I Kissed A Girl," host Russell Brand said, "I was so inspired by Katy Perry's song's message that teenage girls will do
anything for the taste of cherry chap stick, that I'm currently going through nine chap sticks a day, and my
bleep
has never felt more moisturized."
And when Christopher Mintz-Plasse (of "Superbad" fame) snuck on stage with Slipknot, the metal band's leader explained that
Chris had been doing body shots backstage. Chris' reply? "Is that what I was doing? I don't even remember how the hell I got
out here...I'm
bleepin trashed!"
Far more damaging than the verbalized personal moisturizing practices of the host, and the pre-show stunts of Chris "McLovin"
Mintz-Plasse, were the comments about God.
All of them!
I'd Like To Thank God...
That's how several of the artists started their acceptance speeches. When Britney Spears held her first of three Moonmen aloft
for Best Female Video in "A Piece of Me," she gave credit to God for her "blessing." When the same video earned her a second
award, this time for Best Pop Video, she repeated her gratitude to God. (View the video
here to see if God had any part in its production.
Be warned; it's typical Britney!)
Next up was the Pussycat Dolls.
That's right, the Pussycat Dolls. They won Best Dancing in a Video for "When I Grow Up,"
a song all about becoming rich and famous. How they beat the incredibly talented (and fairly clean) Chris Brown with their
mediocre yet racy moves is beyond me, but after securing their Moonman, front woman Nicole echoed Britney's praise of God.
So I guess God really does want us all to be rich and famous! (You can view that theologically-challenged video
here.)
And, in a moment that I can only call ridiculous, Lil Wayne held up his award and thanked God for allowing him to win the Best
Hip Hop Video award for "Lollipop." Here are a few lines from his risqué hit:
Man, she ain't never had a love like mine
And man I ain't never seen an ass like hers
And that pu**y in my mouth had me loss for words
Told her back it up like erp erp
And I made that ass jump like jerk, jerk
And that's when she lick me like a lollipop (oh yeah I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop (I like that)
she lick me like a lollipop
I don't think I need to link the video. You can go ahead and thank God for that.
Frankly, I wish some of these stars would stop thanking God. With celebs like Paris Hilton and Amy Winehouse, it's probably
true that there's "no such thing as bad publicity." But I do think "bad publicity" exists when it comes to God...and I think
this was it.
But MTV wasn't done...
Jonathan is training in five different locations across North America in the next seven weeks. See if you can catch him
at a training near you!
ONTARIO CANADA
WHEN: THIS SATURDAY! September 13th, 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.
WHERE: Orillia, Ontario, CANADA
DETAILS: Jonathan will be up in Canada next weekend (Saturday, September 13th) doing his
Connect Workshop. The training event is at St. James' Church in Orillia,
that's only an hour and a half north of Toronto. The cost set for the event is $40 a head or $30 a head for groups of 4 or
more, and that includes a lunch! Take a look at
www.stjamesorillia.com/churchgrowth for some more info and the number to call to register.
MIDLAND, MICHIGAN
WHEN: Saturday, September 20th, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.
WHERE: Midland, MI (90 minutes North of Detroit)
DETAILS: Jonathan will be doing his
Getting
Students to Show Up Training Workshop. This Saturday workshop challenges youth workers, both paid and volunteer, to
rethink their methodology when it comes to outreach. But more than that, this training will guide them, step-by-step, how to
plan and execute great outreach programs, activities or events for 10 or even 10,000 students.
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA
WHEN: October 9-13th
WHERE: Sacramento, CA at the Youth Specialties
National Youth Workers Convention
DETAILS: Jonathan will be doing two seminars at this year's convention, one on speaking to a generation
with a short attention span, based on his new book,
10-Minute Talks,
and then he will be teaching a 90 minute version of his
Connect workshop.
DENVER, COLORADO
WHEN: October 18th, 9:00 a.m. - 2:00 p.m.
WHERE: Crossroads Church, Thornton, CO
DETAILS: The Denver Youth Leaders Network is bringing Jonathan out to do his
Connect workshop. This Saturday workshop equips youth workers, both paid
and volunteer, to initiate contact with today's teenagers. This training provides unique insight how to connect with kids
one-on-one, equipping youth leaders with resources and ideas to help them reach the different kids they will encounter in
this rapidly changing culture. Cost is only $15 a person.
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA
WHEN: October 31-November 3rd
WHERE: Pitts, PA at the Youth Specialties
National Youth Workers Convention
DETAILS: Jonathan will be doing two seminars at this year's convention, one on speaking to a generation
with a short attention span, based on his new book,
10-Minute Talks,
and then he will be teaching a 90 minute version of his
Connect workshop.