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Weekly Resources, Ideas and Articles from The Source for Youth Ministry Tuesday, August 16, 2000
August 16, 2000 Let's face it- jr. highers and jr. high youth workers aren't much different! How so? Let's look at the top 10 similarities:
9. Both think belching is fun! 8. Both have been kicked out of major amusement parks for attacking the costumed cartoon characters! 7. Both will stand in line for hours just to get into the front row of a concert! 6. Neither should be permitted behind the wheel of a moving vehicle! 5. Both have more energy released in one hour than the average person in one day! 4. Neither pays attention to rules (rules don't apply to them!) 3. Neither claim to require more than 3 hours of sleep a night! 2. Both invest a large percentage of their income on toilet paper for T.P.ing! 1. Both think they're funnier than they actually are!
9. Youth workers wear pants that are actually the correct size! 8. Jr. Highers don't have to ice their back for three days after the annual water ski trip! 7. Jr. Highers don't get into trouble as often! 6. Jr. Highers STILL think belching is funny after consecutively belching for 3 hours and 46 minutes in a crowded vehicle on the way to camp! 5. Youth workers don't have to suddenly go to the bathroom with all their friends in the middle of the pastor's message! 4. Youth workers don't own a "N-SYNC" CD 3. Youth workers at least shower a couple times a week! 2. Youth workers don't change their outfit six times in one day at youth camp! 1. Youth workers can sit still for at least 5 minutes! |
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